He's back

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written 9/23/05 12:37 AM, published 9/23/05 12:37 AM

I did it again, I ate a large sandwich made from left over deep fried turkey..with all kinds of good stuff on it . The problem was I ate it at 2 am. Tic toc, tic toc..finally I fell asleep. What!.. it's you again, What do you want stoned bunny? Huh you have a gift for me? Well thanks, you saw my moon shot the other day while eating a brownie from Surferguy... Popup Link

Moon .. And you want to help me snap a picture closer thanks...Ok lets give it a go!

Dream..Then I woke up in a pool of sweat... Popup Link

Please Read Even though Moose hasn't left yet, I couldn't help myself ..the Rabbit made me do it!

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Kody
•4
9/23/05 12:46 AM

LOL! Great post! Love it!

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Grace
•1
9/23/05 12:48 AM

Sooo, were you eatin brownies too? Funny post, but please quit talkin bout food this late at night.

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Paulamouse
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9/23/05 3:36 AM

Deep fried turkey at 2 a.m. Now that takes a hero! Nice post Chef, funny as hell. Now go get some dreamless sleep, count some sheep, or maybe stone rabbits.

- Cheeze Pleeze

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BusyB1965
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9/23/05 3:58 AM

Hey Grace, don't you know--------fooddddddd is what keeps going--maybe a little too much especially if there are too many brownies around. Chef, liked the shots, even if you did have to protect the innocent

- Blessings

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KayN
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9/23/05 4:09 AM

Lol, Chef, that's a good one! I believe I'd either lay off the turkey late at night, or eat the brownie MUCH EARLIER......

- Ms.N

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lechar
•4
9/23/05 4:14 AM

funny funny funny. :D Great post, Chef!!

- Jersey Girl

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lilbit
•4
9/23/05 4:52 AM

Now that was funny....lol

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jojames1
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9/23/05 5:18 AM

I never knew there was a talking weiner left on the moon. Was that mentioned in the movie Apollo 13?

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Pyro43
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9/23/05 5:43 AM

Funny post, Chef. I can't wait for all the fun we can have while Moose is away. What do ya think, Jo??? TeeHeeHee

- Mmmmmm... Multiplicative

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jojames1
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9/23/05 6:08 AM

When the Moose is away, the photogs will play! Anyone up for naked scrabble?

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kwsNI
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9/23/05 6:11 AM

Forget scrabble, let's play Twister

- Contumelious

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surferguy
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9/23/05 6:22 AM

Great fun chef... now take one of these and PM me in the morning....MMMMMMM

- Growing Up is Optional...

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jojames1
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9/23/05 7:40 AM

Naked Dodge Ball? (hee hee)

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Pyro43
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9/23/05 8:07 AM

Volleyball anyone? TeeHee

- Mmmmmm... Multiplicative

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KayN
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9/23/05 8:08 AM

I'm in for volleyball.....

- Ms.N

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surferguy
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9/23/05 8:10 AM

WooooooHooooo Surf Naked.......

- Growing Up is Optional...

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KayN
•5
9/23/05 8:20 AM

I don't know how to surf, SG...

- Ms.N

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camereye
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9/23/05 9:41 AM

What a trip. Have we landed yet? What brownie? Where? Oh welllll------

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AnyMoose Hero
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9/23/05 10:07 AM

Hey!!!!! This post is about MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! My Big Moon Moose Weinie!!!!!! Yea, I'm on the moon, I'm weightless, Woo Hoo, I can Fly!!!! Don't play any games while I am away unless it involves Crisco!!!!! And if you do... I expect 300 posts!!!!

- Still a Moose

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jojames1
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9/23/05 11:26 AM

Naked Chrisco Double Dutch. Who will be the swingers and who likes to hop?

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Pyro43
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9/23/05 11:57 AM

MOOSE! Quit evesdropping, darn ya!

- Mmmmmm... Multiplicative

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AnyMoose Hero
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9/23/05 1:25 PM

Jo, I think you know too much for your young age! I will have to Google "Naked Crisco Double Dutch"

- Still a Moose

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Beholden
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9/23/05 1:27 PM

Bun Nee's.....don't swing.....they HOP!

- ummmm

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AnyMoose Hero
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9/23/05 1:37 PM

OK I did Google it..... Does anyone know what "Couch Bombing" is? It involves Crisco too. Yikes!!!!

- Still a Moose

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skywanderer
•2
9/23/05 1:41 PM

lol

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surferguy
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9/23/05 5:53 PM

I'll Swing.... Ok... oh please let me play.... Please.... Thought you went on vacation Moose....

- Growing Up is Optional...

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Kody
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9/24/05 12:17 AM

*shudder* Google made me feel dirty. NSFW: http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/comm.php?prov=couch bombing couch bombing When you fill a small Ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to [make sweet love to] the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy it dinner first.

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KayN
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9/24/05 5:21 AM

Oh, that's not a mental image I need this morning......

- Ms.N

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lilbit
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9/24/05 6:59 AM

ROTFLMAO..................wouldn't that leave stains?

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AnyMoose Hero
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9/24/05 8:50 AM

Lil, I hope it's the crisco stains you are worried about. Jeez what a woman, worried about the furniture first!!! I'm leavin in the morning Surf.

- Still a Moose

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jojames1
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9/24/05 10:48 AM

I vote we skip the crisco and go back to naked twister.

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Pyro43
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9/24/05 1:52 PM

What happened to naked volley ball??

- Mmmmmm... Multiplicative

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chef009
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9/24/05 4:39 PM

It's to HARD to keep track of the ball.

- With these Hands

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lilbit
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9/24/05 6:01 PM

Um, Moose, how do I say this tackfully......certain protein based stains are easier to get out then oil based stains....lol

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surferguy
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9/24/05 7:22 PM

good by Moose .... what about naked surfing... see ya Moose.....

- Growing Up is Optional...

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chef009
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9/24/05 7:50 PM

SG...So then we could hang....TWO..OR 12...Lilbit thats why they make tastie love oils.....lard ..well is for the country folk that still chew road tar for bubble gun. And then theirs always large plastic sheets. What are we taking about?

- With these Hands

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lilbit
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9/25/05 6:32 AM

ever notice how some posts are so funny they seem to go on and on, then you forget what they are even about? Oh I remember chef.....stains and ummm.....

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