I chose the catchy screen name I have because my name is Bruce, and years ago I beat a pirate video game called  "Pirates Gold", where I was proclaimed the Greatest Pirate that ever lived! Pirates are buccaneers, hence Buccaneer Bruce.  Why am I telling you this, you ask? (Or not!) I don't know about any of the rest of you, but sometimes I punch names of my family or friends into Google just to see what comes up.  I did that this morning with my screen name, Buccaneer Bruce.  All of the sudden, all this stuff comes up about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pirate logo, which they nicknamed Bruce!  "Oh no", I thought, "not again!!"  You see years ago, I had to get into it with a silly shark from a little movie called "Jaws".  The movie crew nicknamed that shark Bruce, and all kinds of trouble erupted.  First, the silly shark mounted an  ATTACK on me, and made me throw down.  It was something he later regretted. THE WINNER (Oh MY GOSH, I have skinny white legs!)

I hope I don't have any trouble from these buccaneer people.  I was named Bruce long before they were a football team. If I do though, my pirate sidekick and I are ready!Ahoy!