While we were on our trip to Canada we were driving around out in the country and came across this in the woods.  NASA has been looking for this for years and has never been able to find it.  It disappeared about the same time as D.B. Cooper.  We may never know what happened to D.B. Cooper but at last we have uncovered this mystery for NASA...the "Canooks" have cleverly disguised it to the point where it no longer resembles the proud bird it once was.

Shuttle

I think that one of the reasons that things like this go on up there...is because the citizenry is forced to watch the Red Green Show on public TV and because there is too much Pot on the beaches.