I swear this is my last post on this challenge. (pause till cheering ends) (wait...wait) (jeez, are they ever gonna stop) Hey, I'm still gonna post, just not on this challenge! (pause till groaning ends) Sorry to dissapoint ya!  Here we go...

20 gauge.  Not a shotgun.
Put our heads together.  Could of been sharper but I flinched every time it lit.  But I got to play with matches.
Mag Lite.  Maglite flashlight shining right at ya!
Mistery.  Some curtain thingies Barb has on the bedroom windows. More abstract than detail.
Very orange.  Duh, an orange.
Lollipops.  A belt of 10k resistors.
Spungus.  My solder sponge.
Yellow "razzberry".  Another of the fake corsage.

Comments and criticisms welcomed.  I'll gladly bask in the warm glow of any kind comments and pass along any criticisms to Barb.