When PyGuy announced that Chester Cheesehead was hitting the road, I thought, “Why not?  I’ve played hostess to stranger things.”  So I issued my invitation and shortly, a box arrived in Texas.  I sliced the tape, peeled back the flaps and there lay a scruffy looking hunk of cheese with a football under his arm.   So with all the Southern charm I could muster, I set about showing him a good time.  He wanted to try bowling but kept jumping on the ball return and screaming when the balls slammed into him.  chester bowling

So I thought, how about a movie?  Well, he embarrassed me by posing in the tacky “coming attractions” poster  chester movie poster and by throwing popcorn in the theater chester movies.

Finally, I told him I needed some space and he agreed.  He said he’d have a surprise for me when I got home.  chester odd

I think it’s time he moved on.