I'm still going to post my "crap."  Not for the sake of posting something, but for the sake that I might get an actual critique today.

But no, not flowers.  Maybe something even more trite and despised.  Leaves and waterdrops *gasps at the horror*
Oh dear god no!  And not only that, but I have the words to a cute little disney song as the titles in the slideshow.

Oh please, stop the insanity.

Drip drip drop little April Showers 

Ok, I'm done.  Critique the shots without being personal please.  I promise they'll slide right off my back like water on a duck.