
Borrowed a 100mm Macro for my Canon Xti from a friend, for the weekend, and trying to think of some good reasons not to give it back - - -
Reason 5 - Laid it down in the woods and can't find it -
Reason 4 - Left it in the car in the camera bag and somebody stole it -
Reason 3 - Cats found it and pushed it down the furnace duct - into the furnace -
Reason 2 - I just don't want to be your friend anymore and ain't gonna give your lens back -
and THE NUMBER 1 REASON - Aliens came and abducted us, took us aboard their ship - released us later but kept the lens thinking it was some sort of WMD.
