Tags: humor


Your Photo Guide to Today's Outage...

By coryking written 5/29/08 6:34 PM, published 5/29/08 6:40 PM

At 4:00pm PDT today, somebody decided to plug their brand new $20,000 refridgerator sized Cisco Router into the power provided by our data center. Rather than turning on like a good giant router, this one decided to throw a giant fireball that burned the hand of the tech who plugged it in. The UPS, which keeps the power on when the city looses power, didn't like this one bit and threw it's breaker and took down several racks worth of servers. Photographica and XLAN were on one of those racks and we lost power for about an hour.

The tech is okay, but the router sadly didn't make it.

(a couple of these are from Cisco.com... I only wish I had one of my own to take a picture of...)


What's in a name?

By Buccaneer Bruce written 4/16/06 8:38 AM, published 4/16/06 8:38 AM

I chose the catchy screen name I have because my name is Bruce, and years ago I beat a pirate video game called  "Pirates Gold", where I was proclaimed the Greatest Pirate that ever lived! Pirates are buccaneers, hence Buccaneer Bruce.  Why am I telling you this, you ask? (Or not!) I don't know about any of the rest of you, but sometimes I punch names of my family or friends into Google just to see what comes up.  I did that this morning with my screen name, Buccaneer Bruce.  All of the sudden, all this stuff comes up about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pirate logo, which they nicknamed Bruce!  "Oh no", I thought, "not again!!"  You see years ago, I had to get into it with a silly shark from a little movie called "Jaws".  The movie crew nicknamed that shark Bruce, and all kinds of trouble erupted.  First, the silly shark mounted an  Popup LinkATTACK on me, and made me throw down.  It was something he later regretted. Popup LinkTHE WINNER (Oh MY GOSH, I have skinny white legs!)

I hope I don't have any trouble from these buccaneer people.  I was named Bruce long before they were a football team. If I do though, my pirate sidekick and I are ready!Popup LinkAhoy!


Hummingbird Setup

By ClassyShots written 2/11/06 5:18 PM, published 2/11/06 5:18 PM

OK... first off... Someone on here likes to give me a bad time about how I cheat to get close to hummingbirds. Penny, you know who you are ;-) I have a feeling Penny keeps seeing a setup something like Popup LinkTHIS as what I'm using. It's not true. The majority of my shots are hand held from about five feet away.

I do have other bird friends in the yard. Two of them are a pair of blue jays. The female is a real kick. She loves peanuts (non salted - in the shell please). She will sit on the phone line over the deck by the kitchen window and bounce up and down on the line to get my attention so I will come out to feed her. I stoop down and set the peanut on the top step of the deck and move my hand about 4" away and she will fly down to the ground, hop up the steps and grab the peanut. So far no luck on getting her to take it out of my hand but I think it will happen. Anyway... Popup LinkFEMALE JAY watching and waiting for her peanut.


It's what he saw....

By TURBO written 1/13/06 4:20 PM, published 1/13/06 4:20 PM

What a sad moment it was for this child when he observed Popup Linkthis....

Hey, Look Under There

By AnyMoose Hero written 12/19/05 1:55 PM, published 12/19/05 1:55 PM

Hahaha, I made you say Under Wear!
In keeping with a reoccurring theme that started with Dirkbag and then moved onto Colbb and has been passed to Lilbit. I will now throw my....ehh.. Hat into the ring with my favorite piece of Clothing.

Popup LinkTighty Whiteys Forever!!!


At This time of Year

By Heartofgold written 12/14/05 6:49 PM, published 12/14/05 6:49 PM
I like to say Popup LinkMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

My Theme Entry... Thank you everyone.

By jeffrey written 11/19/05 8:46 AM, published 11/19/05 8:46 AM
This is my third time to try and post this story.... and I am wondering if it will ever happen. I want to say thank to everyone. My gift is a picture without the long dishortation. You provide the story, just add my thanks to you at the end. I know I may miss many of the recent contributors, for that I apologize. But I wanted to try to let all recent visitors and old timers know, thay are appreciated. Thanks.

Ava- Popup LinkMoon Tonight
Allowance of Thoughts - Popup LinkStairs to Nowhere
Andrea- Candle Stick Popup LinkFlicker
Any Moose Hero-  Popup LinkDay and Knight
Austinsplace- Popup LinkMoonlit Angel
Agonysmuse- Popup LinkEye
Adrian S Jones-  Popup LinkMovin On
AuraNissa- Popup LinkEmpty
Annie the teacher- Popup LinkDrop a Line

Busy- Popup LinkScarecrow
Blizzard- Popup LinkSnowman
Brandysnaps- Popup LinkWaiting
Beholden- Popup LinkWarefall
BentleyFilms- Popup LinkReflective Look at Thirds
Barvindh- Popup LinkFuture Board of Directors

CJA- Popup LinkClouded Judgement
Codepoit- Popup LinkDetermination
Chef007- Popup LinkChefs Pig
Classyshots- Popup LinkBlack and White Silence
Cathelle- Popup LinkGarden Statue
Coryking- Popup LinkPlastic Duckies
Cavaroc- Popup LinkAint life a trip
Candidenton- Popup LinkRainy Night
Collb- Popup LinkOur Colors

Dirkbag- Popup LinkLove that old time rock and roll
Deborah- Popup LinkJust another brick in the wall
Deepwater- Popup LinkColorful Night
Dennisjb- Popup LinkLemon Aide
DSW- Popup LinkNight Lights
Doug- Popup LinkHidden Sign
Daarksend- Popup LinkNow did she say be here at 5 or 6

Evilqueendee- Popup LinkWhat the hay

Frances- Popup LinkSunset
Frog- Popup LinkFountain of Youth
Fauxtoes- Popup LinkFashion Eye Wear
Foolish things- Popup LinkEating Out

Gunner357- Popup LinkNow Say Bye Bye

Harriet-  Popup LinkChicago
Heart of gold- Popup LinkCan Ya Dig It

Jojames- Popup LinkPartys Over
Jellybean- Popup LinkStillness
Jimmyneutron- Popup LinkA Bugs Life
Jenny- Popup LinkHarmony Is The Key To Life
Janclixpix- Popup LinkBB
Jarrowwx- Popup LinkBridge over troubled water
Jayhawker- Popup LinkLooking Up
Jhowl- Popup Linkthe birds
Jenns- Popup LinkRed Velvet

Kayn- Popup LinkThis World is Filled With Nuts
KristyK- Popup LinkX horizon
kwsNI- Popup Linkhigher thinking

Lilbit- Popup LinkNo Tripod Needed
Life on film- Popup LinkPaint By Numbers
Lechar- Popup LinkDESCRIPTION_HERE

Mattman- Popup LinkChase for the Cup
Montana guy- Popup LinkGems
Mae the great- Popup LinkA different point of view
Max2205- Popup LinkA Not So Famous Park
Mhill0732- Popup LinkMoonlight

Nirak- Popup LinkA gentle reminder of summer
Noah- Popup LinkStatue of Jesus

Otter-  Popup LinkMaster Streams

Paulamouse- Popup LinkGood Mouse Hunting
Penny- Popup LinkFlight Time
Photoyaloo- Popup LinkRapid Fire
Phauna- Popup LinkA Bird In Hand
Pyro- Popup LinkPromises Written In Stone
Photosbydshep- Popup Linkhangin around
Porkchop- Popup LinkA real bird
Physik- Popup Linkdropping in
Peektar- Popup LinkLuke I am your cousin twice removed
pMc- Popup LinkMorning

Rockadee- Popup LinkGalveston Sunrise
Rootshell- Popup LinkCorner Pocket
Robin G- Popup LinkGetting Started
Reddmomma- Popup LinkHoney Im home

Steven Wolf- Popup LinkIts all in the details
Smalltown- Popup LinkWindow Shopping
Surferguy- Popup LinkIndian Sky
Sball- Popup Linksoft pink
SGVphotography- Popup LinkCup of GoldStatic- Popup LinkCornered
Satchellpaige- Popup Linkunconditional love
Sdash- Popup Linkfluid colors
Skate-  Popup LinkStorm Approaching
Subdude- Popup LinkRacing
Sax guy- Popup LinkSCOTTY
Shoots2whim- Popup Linka foot and a half
Shades of Blue-  Popup LinkBlue Shark
Stan43- Popup LinkOld Faithful

Tomitake- Popup LinkHomeade Placemats
TTEOLM- Popup LinkTemptation
Tetedefromage- Popup Linknailed
Tweet89-  Popup LinkRed Rover Red Rover
Tom2002-  Popup LinkOptimist
Taz92493- Popup LinkOk dinners done
Turquoiseblue- Popup LinkAre you sure this washes off
Tom north- Popup LinkOne Very Hot Model

Vintor 67- Popup LinkWe are family

Wilk- Popup LinkMotivator
What IC- Popup LinkNot feeling so well
Westex- Popup LinkThese boots
Yard dog- Popup LinkSafe
Yossarian- Popup LinkCountry Music
Yates- Popup LinkGood Vibrations

Bonus Popup LinkEver After
Popup LinkFree to Fly
 Popup LinkTopless Fun
Popup LinkWhats In Your Wallet


Christmas Decorations

By jenns written 11/17/05 7:38 AM, published 11/17/05 7:38 AM
Thought we would decorate early this year.  I guess it isn't going to look so festive as we are having a problem with our tree.  Popup LinkTree Decor

On E

By jojames1 written 11/9/05 11:14 AM, published 11/9/05 11:14 AM

When you take a Popup Linkdrive remember

If this is Popup Linkhigh

And your pushing Popup Linkthis

If the police don't get you, this Popup Linkwill.


Smarter Than Your Average Moose Hero

By wilk written 11/7/05 6:39 PM, published 11/7/05 6:39 PM
Tribute 2

To a mystery man who shares my love of national parks and of photographing the great outdoors.  I hope I can someday match the awesome landscapes you've posted here.

Popup LinkAny Moose Hero

. . . and thanks for the nifty logo!


on my drive today...

By debora written 11/5/05 8:23 PM, published 11/5/05 8:23 PM
which way do i go?
Popup Linkthat way!
awhhhhhh....look at the pretty
Popup Linksunset and windmill!

Lost Cousin

By BusyB1965 written 11/3/05 7:41 PM, published 11/3/05 7:41 PM

   This little thing was climbing on a wall the other day, thought it was kind of neat with the Popup LinkShadow
  SG, earlier I said there was a volunteer where I work that reminds me of you--what does everyone think
 Popup Linklost cousin maybe of SG without a mustache
  With a Popup LinkMustache
           Enjoy!!

Parking Situation

By jojames1 written 11/2/05 3:41 PM, published 11/2/05 3:41 PM
This is our parking Popup Linklot at work.  The only time there are this many spaces, is if I have a day off.

The most ignored Popup Linksign in our parking lot, it not much different from anywhere else you go.  I'd like to be able to kick some serious buttocks for this crime.

Our plant manager, Mr. KayN, has many friends.  They Popup Linktake care of him.

I got my own parking spot this year.  But I'm not sure what they mean by Popup Linkmy sign.


Saturday in Seattle

By amnesiak written 10/30/05 2:29 PM, published 10/30/05 2:29 PM
As I get older, I love Popup Linkthe fall more and more. This year especially, as Popup Linkmushroom hunting is a new favorite pasttime of ours. Popup Link13 pounds of chanterelles, our biggest haul to date, meant we had to forego Popup Linkhighly amusing gastric opportunities.

Holy Cow What Beautiful Day

By jojames1 written 10/27/05 11:41 AM, published 10/27/05 11:41 AM
Yesterday after work, I went to Popup LinkEngler Lake (pond, whatever) close to where I work.  

Popup LinkLake 1
Popup LinkPath
Popup LinkDog Walkers
Popup LinkStrange Weed 1
Popup LinkStrange Weed 2
Popup LinkFeeder
Popup LinkDandelion

No strange looks today...at least not for taking pictures.


Kitty Owner's Manual - Chapter Seven - Travel

By jojames1 written 10/20/05 7:15 AM, published 10/20/05 7:15 AM

Cats get very upset anytime there is a change.  Traveling and leaving the cat at home creates a very distressing atmosphere for your kitty.  Do not be surprised if Kitty Popup Linkattempts to keep you at home, by not removing herself from your baggage.  She may also attempt to Popup Linkpack herself.  When you tell Kitty, she may not go with you, cats aren't allowed, you may get the Popup Linkcold shoulder.

Do not take this personally.  You can take the fact she poops on your pillow as a personal insult though.  In Chapter 11 - How to Punish a Cat, we will discuss how to handle this problem.


Humor

By DSW written 9/19/05 6:36 PM, published 9/19/05 6:36 PM
Just like to state up front that this is not me photo so I guess I can't win the prize if AnyMoose Hero pees his pants laughing.

The story that came with this photo is that the person who did the art work retired at the end of the day. The vehicle was put in service for one week before anyone noticed.Popup LinkDESCRIPTION_HERE


They Grow Up So Fast

By jojames1 written 9/15/05 4:30 PM, published 9/15/05 4:30 PM
My baby is now 11-1/2 years old.  The 1/2 is still so important.

She has become somewhat unruly and I'm not sure I'm ready for the teenage years with the pre-teen years being so hectic.  Between the talking back, crying constantly and snubbing me, I thought I had it bad.  But her taste in accessories will send me to an early grave.

Please any help and advice will be Popup Linkappreciated.


Where I Work (cough) and What We Do

By jojames1 written 9/13/05 12:04 PM, published 9/13/05 12:04 PM
I work at a factory that makes car emblems.  You see our work everyday.

There is much love between the departments here.
Popup LinkAccounting Loves Human Resources
Popup LinkHuman Resources Loves Maintenance
Popup LinkManagers Love Their Employees

People are VERY serious about their jobs.
Popup LinkReceptionist
Popup LinkAccounts Payable
Popup LinkHuman Resources
Popup LinkPlant Controller (top accounting dude)
Popup LinkBusiness Unit Manager

We make sure people feel good about themselves and are free to be an individual.
Popup LinkHalloween
Popup LinkBeing an Individual (You would be surprised what you can talk guys into doing.)

Oh yes, and we do make a product...
Popup LinkWhat we produce
Popup LinkMolding
Popup LinkTaping
Popup LinkAwards
Popup LinkMore Awards
Popup LinkFactory Floor

But the most important thing, of course, is safety.
Popup LinkWorks Manager

(Kay, help me from getting fired for that last one!!)


My Weekend Without You Kids

By jojames1 written 9/7/05 5:49 AM, published 9/7/05 5:49 AM
We had a great time at the Popup Linklake.
Popup Linkpier
Popup Linkreflection
Popup Linkducks
Popup Linkcurious pooch
Popup Linkboat

Mike did some Popup Linkfishing
Popup Linkhands
Popup Linklure

The drive was scenic.Popup Linksign

We also spent some time on the porch.  We added a Popup Linkhummingbird Popup Linkfeeder and watched them Popup Linkfight over the Popup Linkfood.  They are very Popup Linkterritorial.  Finally they got tired and Popup Linkstarted to share.

I'm ready for my next four day weekend!



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