I am so excited about the new tag feature on this website.  Some nutcase must have spent all day working on this masterpiece.  I thought that I would write a photo poem to commemorate the effort of this brilliant soul.  

One day I was shopping,
and when I opened my bag,
I saw something strange,
it was an old hag!

She looked right at me
and it scared me you see,
simply because
she started talking to me!  

The hag forewarned me,
and this is what she said:
if I left her behind
she would implant a
tag
in my head!

I stopped short,
I said "oh no!"
I went back in
and told my friend
"let's go!"